One day, several years ago, I got a text from a guy named Rob…. An image of Rob floated into my mind: dark hair, short stature. I was surprised yet happy to hear from him, and we made a date for the following week. The day of the date arrived. I walked up to the bar, smoothing my hair in that excited-yet-anxious way reserved exclusively for those moments leading up to dates and interviews. I scanned the bar.
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12 Guys Share Hilariously Awful First Date Stories
Have you ever been on an embarrassing date you just want to forget? With nerves on the rise, expectations, and well, the pressure to put your best foot forward while getting to know a brand new human can create some embarrassing situations. A man I had a first date with was so into himself as he talked about himself all night at the dinner table. He likewise revealed to me he could pleasure himself better than any lady could. At a certain point, he even asked the older ladies sitting beside us if we made an attractive couple. They said yes. His response?
15 Of The Most Awkward Things To Ever Happen On A Date
I should have just given up when I slammed into a tree on the little practice zip line. Halfway through, I had a small panic attack and they had to come and rappel me off the platform. All this time, my date just stared at me, dumbfounded.
You know when you're getting ready for a first date, and you're totally nervous and jittery? When you worry about the million little things that could go wrong and then feel a little silly when none of your concerns turn out to be legitimate? Well, these guys and their dates were not so lucky. Here, 12 guys give their most cringeworthy first-date stories, purely for your enjoyment.